RULES!!!!!!!

In response to My sister-in-law's post, I decided I should publish some of those oh so important rules that can be heard at our house.... As she said, rules are how we get through life and become successful people. I too find myself making up rules on a daily basis.
Here are some that could be heard today...

1. Don't pick your nose
2. Don't eat that... oh gross!
3. It is not okay to eat something out of the garbage.
4. Straws do not go in our noses.
5. Your sister is not an aligator.
6. Do not whack, bop, tap, hit, push, or whomp your sister.
7. You are not allowed to jump in the crib while Amy is taking a nap.
8. Do not open Amy's mouth while she is sleeping.
9. AMY is not Gus Gus and you are not a cat. Be Cinderella instead. You may not bite her. You may not put her in a mouse trap.
10. You can only push the buttons on Amy's bike while she is awake and while you are outside.
11. You cannot go potty on Mommy.
12. You may not go potty on Mommy's bed.
13. Do not use jelly to make pictures on the furniture.
14. Do not splash water on Amy's face.
15. Do not pour water all over the bathroom floor.

Need I say.... It has been a crazy day, but nothing really out of the ordinary.

I love kids. They are so fun. So fearless and so silly sometimes.